Miami Fight Hurricane Video

FIU started the fight MIAMI finished it. Like it or not it's football. It's one step away from boxing. It's violent, physical and rough. It is what it is.

Shakira: "Miami, Fight over me!"

Miami is back! They beat Florida International University....literally. The Orange Brawl featured a 30 player fight, ugly and very bad for Coach Larry Coker (Miami). FIU, a football start-up, clearly is trying to get on the map. Miami is a premiun program, and should have never took the game or the bait. This fight, will cost Coker his job. Men, be lovers not fighters....

BCS & Beyonce

Check on the BCS---FOR A JOKE!
The BCS is out Ohio State-1, USC-2, Michigan-3 & Auburn-4?. Stay with me. How is Auburn #4? Last week Arkansas crushed Auburn, in Auburn. Arkansas only has one loss, and that's to the #2 BCS Team---USC. So, where do you think Arkansas is ranked in the BCS 5..NO, 7 NO, 10..way to high, 12 please....13 Bingo.

What powerful forces really, really want Auburn to be in the top 4? Perhaps, Under Armour the new sports apparel company, whom is a Nike rival. notice the ourageously huge logo that Auburn sports on their jersey...Click Clack should be Click Cash.....Tennessee (11) beat CAL, whom is ranked higher at 10. UT is an Adidas team....they better pull out the credit card. Hey, here is the You Tube Sports Rank: Ohio State 1, Michigan 2, USC 3, West Virginia 4, Arkansas 5, Texas 6, Auburn 7, Florida 8, Tennessee 9, Louisville 10, Notre Dame 11, Wisconsin 12, Boise St. 13

Eva Longoria Dumped Tony Parker 4 Flirting

"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria dumped boyfriend Tony Parker after learning that he was getting close to a former girlfriend, according to reports.

Longoria's representative announced on Friday that the couple were "going through a difficult time." Ok Boyz, will be boyz, she hot but Parker is a baller in the NBA!!! Did she not get that memo, dimes come 10 to a dollar....please....Tone call me let's hang out, and go to church where they are a lot of housechix who are not so desperate!

Janet Jackson : "My Snake Needs Milk"

Chris Rock on Janet & Superbowl

YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHILD OF THE 80s if

...you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video...

...songs by Boy George & the Culture Club still haunt you to this day...

...you know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off"...

...you know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer"...

...you solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers...

...you can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"...

...you ever watched Fraggle Rock

...you know all the words to the double album set of 1999...

...you learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day...

...partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away...

...you had a Vanity 6, Madonna, Janet Jackson and even a Appolonia poster on your bedroom wall...

...you remember when there was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together...

...you can remember Michael Jackson when he was black...

...Magic Johnson Converse Shoes.

...you thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up...

...you had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's...

...you ever sat on or used one knee on a skateboard...

...you had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard...

...you remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"...

...you know who shot J.R.

DC Sports: Mr. Foley Gay

Michael Jackson Moonwalking Montage

Wacko Jacko? Please, America is interested in the drama that we pay for with tax dollars called Congress. Republican Congressman Foley of Florida, Co-Chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus is a US Congressman, whom suddenly quit his job on last Friday. Foley, a member of the most powerful House Ways & Means Committee (The Bank of Government) was Bush's key man in 2000 during the elections hanging chad drama. Why quit? He is a pedophilia (unadmitted), whom sought Gay sexual relations with young male teen pages. You know; the kids who come to DC to get a good experience in serving Congress. Foley, was sending e-mails and instant messages to get his freak on. The parents of the boy reported it to other Republicans in DC, but, nobody did a thing.

The FBI knew it, and was made aware, did nothing, the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper knew it months ago and so did Fox News, yet,neither decided to "run away with the story". Clearly, they were too busy protecting America from the terrorist, Michael Jackson and reporting on how we can strengthen Homeland Security. Unbelievable, he is the strongest "supporter" of kid safety and valiant fighter against, the Internet Porn Industry. Here are some samples of his fight against people like himself:

7/21/2006
FOLEY CHILD SAFETY LEGISLATION PASSES SENATE
WASHINGTON - Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL), Co-chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus, applauded Senate passage of legislation he authored and introduced overhauling our nation’s sex offender registration and notification laws.
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7/11/2006
FOLEY INTRODUCES SWEEPING LEGISLATION ATTACKING INTERNET CHILD PORN INDUSTRY
WASHINGTONN - {Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL) introduced legislation last night along with Congressman Michael Fitzpatrick (R-PA) that goes after the Internet child porn industry and for the first time would hold credit card companies and Internet service providers accountable if they knowingly facilitate child pornography.
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Video Viagra

Kitoy Johnson and Esther Baxter, get our vote as MVP. Both, may be seen hanging out in ATL, on a MTV video or pinned up on a wall, near u. Sadly, one is getting married soon, so all you wedding crashers.....go all out and crash that "funeral" BEFORE it starts. Ok, Reverend Pat "The Hitman" Robertson, this offer does not apply to you! But, I know you are throwing dollars at yor computer screeen, right about now. Amen brother, there is a God.

Ice Ice Baby

Ice-T appeared on Jimmy Kimmell last night, promoting the DVD "New Jack City", the ghetto version of Godfather. Released in the very early '90's, it is lore in hip hop communities world wide. Ice T just returned from the far east, including Singapore on a music tour. One mistake, Ice-T did not bring Co-Co on Kimmell.

Down, Set... Die.

San Francisco offensive lineman Thomas Herrion collapsed in the locker room and died Sunday morning, shortly after the 49ers played the Denver Broncos in a preseason game.

Dear NFL, since you do not guarantee NFL player contracts, as TO's agent ranted about, can you at least guarantee a peaceful death? I imagine you are real nervous hoping this guy was not on stereos! Dear Philly, somebody just "died for the game", if TO dies, will you pay the rest of his contract? Dear ESPN, you are slowly, & sadly becoming a shill for your events & becoming FOX news. A football player dies, and you zoom in on his weight as the problem. They bring in experts, and researchers and any other talking head to discuss weight of a highly conditioned relatively lean offensive linemen. They have no imperical evidence that it was his weight.....he may have been on Vioxx, which just got slammed for $256 million when a marathon runner fell out and died. The NFL PR spin machine was hard at work, without any facts.

Herrion, a 6-foot-3, 310-pound guard, collapsed after listening to coach Mike Nolan address the team in a postgame meeting. Medics administered CPR on him and took him to an ambulance that rushed him to a nearby hospital. Three hours later, Herrion died, cause of death unknown until toxicology tests are performed; results return in three to six weeks. Yet, Herrion has consitently tested negative for steroids. The death comes four years after offensive lineman Korey Stringer of the Minnesota Vikings died of heatstroke during a training camp practice on a day during which the heat index soared to 110. Herrion died after he game, in 60 degree weather 50% humidity.

Snoop Dogg Football

Snoop Dogg the rapper is normally in videos, and selling Chrysler cars with Iacocca...."But now the team is in slow meltdown, as is the league, because of what infuriated parents are describing as a dastardly end-run around them performed by Snoop Dogg. He created his own league last month, calling it the Snoop Youth Football League.

Parents in the US - fathers especially - take their children's sports immensely seriously and they don't react well when someone messes with their routine.

They are especially upset in Orange County because the field that Snoop is playing on seems tilted in his favour. Kids are defecting to his league in droves.

How can they resist, when Snoop doles out gifts, like fashion clothes, and promises rides on his new league bus? No ordinary charabanc, it is kitted out with television screens to watch rap videos (and play-backs of the game, of course) and a sound system that pumps out his songs."
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Ku Klux Shakira

Shakira is Caribbean, she likes Caribbean players. Everybody likes Shakira. Jimmy "The Greek", stop flopping in your casket, because wacko Larry Krueger, went Ku Klux Klan in San Fran. The Giants' flagship station, KNBR, fired talk-show host Larry Krueger, who ranted about the struggling team during his postgame radio show last week. He complained about too many ``brain-dead Caribbean hitters hacking at slop nightly'' and said Alou's ``mind has turned to Cream of Wheat.'' Clearly, this was stupid. Yet, it is a sign of some rebellion from MLB fans are growing weary of the over-commercialism of America's Game. The MLB has gone the way of Nike & Wal-Mart, by going after low cost, no headache, high return employees from overseas. While the All-American "Field of Dreams" kids go work the MLB's local low-budget Minor League teams---they rarely get out of that sports ghetto.

MLB's All-Star game featured Caribbean players, waving their flags, speaking their native language and having a great time. No crime; just invite the gazillions of fans and customers whom were watching your private "on the field" party next time. We need American Flags flying, the boys in the hell hole in Iraq need the support & the kids on the South Side of Chicago need to be encouraged that #23 jerseys can be worn in Baseball. MLB is going global, all you Krueger's will just have to get over it. Me? I'm watching the Dallas Mavericks.

MLB: Big Pimping!

Palmeiro, got punked. Dude, you are still an idiot. But, Major League, a paid drug pimp, punished Palmeiro for performance enhancing drugs. Yet, Viagra, the ultimate performance enhancing drug, is the number one sponsor for MLB! Crazier, Palmeiro is the Viagra pitchman. Once again total Hypocrisy. Hey MLB, America just wants to lose weight, stop diabetes, cut strokes and heart disease can you help? I admit Viagra, saves a lot of marriages, but,h ow about pushing Pyruvate, since it actually it is natural, over the counter and works, without the weight bouncing back. 45 minute per week of exercise & a low fat diet, and you got a great elixir for non-drug performance enhancing.

Get Ripped, Get Jolie?

Angelina Jolie...wow. Daily exercise, Red Wine (1 glass), Green Tea (cup) & a Red Apple....check...now get a Pyruvate Pill. It works for my Vixon, & is working for me now. Research indicates that pyruvate not only has phenomenal effects on weight loss by burning fat, but also stimulates energy for higher performance in exercise. Besides fat loss benefits, pyruvate enhances the transport of glucose and protein into muscle cells thereby boosting performance levels in exercise. It works by increasing amount of ATP available to the energy engines of cells, mitochondria, as well as inhibiting fat production. Interpretation, gets you toned, cut, and have more energy without muscle loss--very rare .

Numbers do not lie. At the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, Ronald T. Stanko, MD researched the effects of pyruvate intake in several studies. A recent study conducted on obese women showed they lost an amazing 37% more weight and 48% more fat after ingesting 30 grams of pyruvate per day for three weeks. These women and a control group were on a 1,000-calorie diet and consumed an equal amount of carbohydrates. In separate clinical studies, subjects taking pyruvate gained back 55% less weight after resuming a normal diet than those that did not take pyruvate. According to Dr. Stanko, pyruvate exists in virtually all cells, easily and automatically entering them. In studies conducted by a leading U.S. medical school research center subjects taking pyruvate were able to increase performance from 20-50% and they experienced less fatigue.

I Like The Way You Move

So, TO reported to camp, met wiith Big Coach, and went out and practiced. No incidents no drama. So, while TO went back to ATL he probably got a chance to see the beautiful Outcast video Vixon, Ki Toy. Really, that's why he went back, if not, he should have. If ever at Hartsfield in ATL keep your head on a swivel, you may get some eye candy from Ki. She is the #1 music video star in the world. TO is single with lots of chips & both live in the ATL. It just makes sense, to reach out.

Sharapova #1

Maria, just became the number one player in the world. The IMG client, has become the darling fo the courts and the red carpet. But, last time I checked the tube she got spanked by one of the Williams' girls. Madison Ave. is dying to recoup money out of the Russian Queen before she gets cold. Although, her pix are always hot, her game is not. TV ratings are what the big network boys are after, & as long as Maria is playing on the tube men are glued to the set---more ad revenue.Yet, men are not watching tennis. Move over on the red carpet Maria, you can bet IMG's Bolleteri or Everett Academy has some comp warming up for you. Maybe they can develop some real Tennis competition for the Williams Sisters while they are at it.

TO, Get Your Money!

The Cowboy Cheerleaders are not the only thing hot in Dallas. The NBA Mav's just cut Mike Finley & has to pay him the remainder of his $50 million Contract. He is a free agent, and is being hotly pursued by the Heat to sign a new multi-million dollar guaranteed contract.

Now, let me get this straight. The NBA has an Amnesty program, that allows teams to cut luxury tax debts by cutting a player. The poor cut player continues to receive his guaranteed contract, & is free to sign & play for a new NBA team under a new guaranteed contract. Thus, getting 2 guaranteed checks at the same time, in the same mailbox. Unbelievable, ESPN and all the pundits, are clowning TO for asking for a meeting, to ask for more money on his unguaranteed NFL contract. Gene Upshaw, the Union chief, should be fired. The NFL players are getting joed.

The NBA amnesty provision allows teams to remove a player's contract from its payment of the luxury tax, which is imposed on clubs whose payrolls exceed $61.7 million. Teams are taxed dollar- for-dollar on the amount they exceed the threshold.

Finley, 32, has three years remaining on a $102.2 million contract that he signed in 2001.

Finley's contract -- and those of the other amnesty players -- will still count toward the salary cap, or team spending limit, which is $49.5 million next season. Finley will still get paid by the Mavericks, and is free to sign with another team. Amnesty players can't re-sign with their teams for the length of their contracts.According to published reports in Dallas, Finley is negotiating a contract with the Miami Heat, who this offseason already added Antoine Walker and Jason Williams to play alongside Shaquille O'Neal and Dwyane Wade.