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Monday, October 16, 2006

Miami Fight Hurricane Video

FIU started the fight MIAMI finished it. Like it or not it's football. It's one step away from boxing. It's violent, physical and rough. It is what it is.

Shakira: "Miami, Fight over me!"

Miami is back! They beat Florida International University....literally. The Orange Brawl featured a 30 player fight, ugly and very bad for Coach Larry Coker (Miami). FIU, a football start-up, clearly is trying to get on the map. Miami is a premiun program, and should have never took the game or the bait. This fight, will cost Coker his job. Men, be lovers not fighters....

BCS & Beyonce

Check on the BCS---FOR A JOKE!
The BCS is out Ohio State-1, USC-2, Michigan-3 & Auburn-4?. Stay with me. How is Auburn #4? Last week Arkansas crushed Auburn, in Auburn. Arkansas only has one loss, and that's to the #2 BCS Team---USC. So, where do you think Arkansas is ranked in the BCS 5..NO, 7 NO, 10..way to high, 12 please....13 Bingo.

What powerful forces really, really want Auburn to be in the top 4? Perhaps, Under Armour the new sports apparel company, whom is a Nike rival. notice the ourageously huge logo that Auburn sports on their jersey...Click Clack should be Click Cash.....Tennessee (11) beat CAL, whom is ranked higher at 10. UT is an Adidas team....they better pull out the credit card. Hey, here is the You Tube Sports Rank: Ohio State 1, Michigan 2, USC 3, West Virginia 4, Arkansas 5, Texas 6, Auburn 7, Florida 8, Tennessee 9, Louisville 10, Notre Dame 11, Wisconsin 12, Boise St. 13


Monday, October 02, 2006

Eva Longoria Dumped Tony Parker 4 Flirting

"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria dumped boyfriend Tony Parker after learning that he was getting close to a former girlfriend, according to reports.

Longoria's representative announced on Friday that the couple were "going through a difficult time." Ok Boyz, will be boyz, she hot but Parker is a baller in the NBA!!! Did she not get that memo, dimes come 10 to a dollar....please....Tone call me let's hang out, and go to church where they are a lot of housechix who are not so desperate!

Janet Jackson : "My Snake Needs Milk"

Chris Rock on Janet & Superbowl

YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHILD OF THE 80s if ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video...

...songs by Boy George & the Culture Club still haunt you to this day... know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off"... know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer"... solved the Rubics peeling off the stickers... can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"... ever watched Fraggle Rock know all the words to the double album set of 1999... learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day...

...partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away... had a Vanity 6, Madonna, Janet Jackson and even a Appolonia poster on your bedroom wall... remember when there was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together... can remember Michael Jackson when he was black...

...Magic Johnson Converse Shoes. thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up... had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's... ever sat on or used one knee on a skateboard... had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard... remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"... know who shot J.R.

DC Sports: Mr. Foley Gay

Michael Jackson Moonwalking Montage

Wacko Jacko? Please, America is interested in the drama that we pay for with tax dollars called Congress. Republican Congressman Foley of Florida, Co-Chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus is a US Congressman, whom suddenly quit his job on last Friday. Foley, a member of the most powerful House Ways & Means Committee (The Bank of Government) was Bush's key man in 2000 during the elections hanging chad drama. Why quit? He is a pedophilia (unadmitted), whom sought Gay sexual relations with young male teen pages. You know; the kids who come to DC to get a good experience in serving Congress. Foley, was sending e-mails and instant messages to get his freak on. The parents of the boy reported it to other Republicans in DC, but, nobody did a thing.

The FBI knew it, and was made aware, did nothing, the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper knew it months ago and so did Fox News, yet,neither decided to "run away with the story". Clearly, they were too busy protecting America from the terrorist, Michael Jackson and reporting on how we can strengthen Homeland Security. Unbelievable, he is the strongest "supporter" of kid safety and valiant fighter against, the Internet Porn Industry. Here are some samples of his fight against people like himself:

WASHINGTON - Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL), Co-chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus, applauded Senate passage of legislation he authored and introduced overhauling our nation’s sex offender registration and notification laws.

WASHINGTONN - {Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL) introduced legislation last night along with Congressman Michael Fitzpatrick (R-PA) that goes after the Internet child porn industry and for the first time would hold credit card companies and Internet service providers accountable if they knowingly facilitate child pornography.